Who am I ? Where do I even begin? I am mom, I am woman, I am tired….I am tired as a MOTHER…. Okay, but for real this time.

I am a mom to 5 incredible (sometimes) kids. I have four sons and one daughter. Ages range from 12-3, yes I am crazy. I’m fully aware. To add to the craziness. All of their names start with the letter P. If you can guess all their names, then gold star for you!! I am a wife to a broad shouldered ginger man. This dude is a saint, he puts up with ALL of my shenanigans. #blessed. Fur mom to Paisley, Major and Kona.

My Guy
Garden center shenanigans

I started this mom gig almost 12 years ago. That is all I have ever known “career” wise. I have been fortunate to be able to stay home all these years and raise my babies. I’ll have four in school full time this year. So i thought I might as well take the time and do something for myself. Right? Never-mind, don’t answer that!! I’ll start second guessing myself and then we will all be in for a show. There is hardly ever a dull moment in my life. If there is, then something suspicious is happening. For real, silence in a large family…is TERRIFYING.

Kona and his girl

I’m not an expert by any means. But I do have some pretty awesome tactics on surviving motherhood. Although, dark circles may be required….

The chaos coordinator.

Published by Chaos Party of Seven

Mom of 5, Wife, Chaos coordinator.

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  1. I love this! Can’t wait for more. You look fabulous & you’re blessed with a wonderful, off the wall, sense of humor. You go girl!!

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